Forecast Alert

Nugoose Island 2014merous reports are filtering in from across the country citing geese delivering root beer. Sightings have confirmed that these are not drones, but in fact real geese. Consultation with forecast analysts confirms the fact that there is a 100% chance of root beer delivery from coast to coast. Experts advise all affected populations to immediately ice and consume the shipments with friends, family and coworkers.

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